Patrice: investment relations manager, bewildered by the ridiculous demands of pandemic life.

Lian: au pair, finding her first winter on the Upper East Side to be rather lonely, could use a loving embrace… or two.

Georgia: uni student, in-person education put on hold due to the pandemic… she is bothered in more ways than one.

Patrice (update): back at the office after a year of remote work— only to find it has been infiltrated by audacious interns with appalling diets.

Allison Lucille: American girl, unfazed by the pandemic, more focused on inserting her American identity into every breath she takes.

Lulia: Cosmic LightWorker, knows this is all part of a greater, high vibrational plan, she holds space for all still operating in the pitiful realm of fear (her guides do too!)

Twilight: embodied woman, declaring the glory of communal living, relationship with land, and deep sensuality.

Lulia (update): still swimming in 5th dimensional frequency, still unfooled by the scare tactics of mainstream media and the low vibration of wearing a mask.

Gemmie: high school student/ instagram poet, these early pandemic days have left her very frustrated over too much time with her thoughts and a sudden distaste for water.

Bitzi: socialite, at odds with the oversensitive far-left, a headache that only an opioid will relieve, and a general lack of attention.

Memphis: intuitive channeler, overjoyed to have “a bit more of a spotlight situation” to enlighten the world with her pure light consciousness.